Category Archives: Rants

Finally!

I still have no time to post, but I did want to squeeze in a quickie regarding yesterday’s WWDC news (or lack thereof). Needless to say, count me among the underwhelmed. A usual, we were all expecting big things, but this seemed like WWDC 2006 reheated. Leopard looks nice, but hardly revolutionary. We’ve been waiting [...]

Abusive When Harried

I’ve determined that approximately 75-80% of all technical questions can be accurately answered with the response, “Because you are a dumbass.” Examples: Q: Why isn’t my computer working?A: Because you are a dumbass. Q: Why did my computer freeze?A: Because you are a dumbass. Q: Why can’t I log in to the server (x)?A: Because [...]

How Do You Dress for That?

The weather’s been insanely variable ’round here for the past couple months. Recently I took this screen shot from WeatherDock. Seriously, Mother Nature, what are you smokin’? Insanely Variable Temperatures: Good Day for Layers(click image for larger view)

Not Dead

Hello out there, oh loyal, faithful readers. All three of you. Just wanted to pop in and say hi. It’s been a solid month since I’ve posted anything, and that’s pretty unusual. I’ve even stopped responding to comments, which is almost unheard of. Unfortunately it’s been somewhat out of my control. Both work and life [...]

Ass-Fucked by Flash and Java

I’m in a rotten mood lately. It’s my time of year. Sorry for all the ranting and swearing. Keep your kids away for the next couple of weeks. Right, then. I’ve always been baffled by the use of the “Start” page or “Enter” page at the front of some websites. I mean, really, what’s the [...]

Build It Ugly

Anecdotal evidence suggests that the perception that Macintosh computers are more expensive than comparably equipped computers from other manufacturers persists to this day, despite the fact that this has not been true for several years now. Steven Frank recently wrote: “Despite recent dramatic price drops across Apple’s line, I still hear from beloved but uninformed [...]

Strange Taste

del.icio.us has suddenly, and for no apparent reason, begun sorting my bookmarks in reverse order. Of course the sort order always seemed completely arbitrary and impossible to configure anyway, but still I got very used to clicking things in that certain, screwy order. And now it’s backwards. Um… What The Fuck?… I’m irked. Anyone know [...]

Apple’s Response to the iPod Virus was Tacky

Period. And here’s why: Anytime someone screws up and even makes the tiniest attempt to try and shift the blame, it’s tacky. It’s poor sportsmanship. It’s poor form. Since everyone is spouting analogies, here’s mine: Let’s say I throw you a can of Coke. You know, you’re thirsty, and I go, “Here’s a can of [...]

Online Advertisers: Time and Again, You’re Losing Me

Warning: Many of the links on this page are annoying as shit. Please click with care. Or at least with a sane, popup-blocking browser. Every time I click on your ad in my browser, and a popup window with some dumbass Flash presentation starts loading, and I’m sitting there waiting for you to give me [...]

Ugly-Ass Tab Bar

This is stupid, I know, but it’s been bugging me for a long time, and I just can’t hold it in any longer: Is Apple ever going to change that tab bar at the top of their web site? ‘Cause, dude, it is so, like, Puma. So iMac G3. So Pinstripe. Ugly-Ass Tab Bar: Time [...]