Category Archives: Humor

Installer Renaissance

First it was Adobe. Then Apple. Now even Microsoft is making the software installation process more sensible and trouble-free. I tell ya, it’s enough to make a Systems Boy cry, I tell ya. I tell ya.

Magic iPhone

Just got done watching the iPhone Activation Video — ’cause with the announcement of the very reasonable service plans I’ve pretty much decided I’m getting one of these puppies — and I noticed a bit of an error in the video. The demonstration iPhone in the video is apparently an 8 GB model and starts [...]

Abusive When Harried

I’ve determined that approximately 75-80% of all technical questions can be accurately answered with the response, “Because you are a dumbass.” Examples: Q: Why isn’t my computer working?A: Because you are a dumbass. Q: Why did my computer freeze?A: Because you are a dumbass. Q: Why can’t I log in to the server (x)?A: Because [...]

Google Gone Deaf?

So the other day I was searching the term “Risso’s dolphins” on Google. Something I’d read had referenced them, and I was curious what they looked like. So I type “Risso’s dolphins” into that ever-familiar Google search field, and this is what I get back: Google Search: Do I Stutter?(click image for larger view) Uh, [...]

How Do You Dress for That?

The weather’s been insanely variable ’round here for the past couple months. Recently I took this screen shot from WeatherDock. Seriously, Mother Nature, what are you smokin’? Insanely Variable Temperatures: Good Day for Layers(click image for larger view)

An Elephant in the Way

I still don’t have time to write anything coherent. So, in lieu of — and as a tip of the hat to — my inability to do so, I give you this:They didn’t study Via Scribd. Oh my god that’s hilarious.